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message from:
Ahmed Mohammed Weinstein

Web I like your country! Why don't you smoke this hash and come over to my place and have a look at some of my rugs. A good price just for you. Please smoke the hash first.
2012-02-06


message from:
LOO-ZER!

Web Andy I was at the Starbucks in Texas, I have been rubbing chocolate croissants against my foamy warm butter-caked chest for a month now, squeezing them into a jar to prepare for your return and now you're getting married!? >:S You are BANNED from Starbucks try to get a Mocha ANYWHERE now you PUNK
2011-09-17


message from:
Dieter G. Bübnochs

Web Gutentag Andy. I am a professor at the University of Heidelberg doing virility studies. If you would be kind enough to measure your perineum I can provide an estimate of your sperm production. It would be much better if you sent a picture.
2011-09-16


message from:
Phineas Q. Bogmaster

Web I am sorry to see this trip come to an end. I think you should keep going. I am currently doing research on methane as a viable fuel source; theoretically it should be possible to traverse the world using a single trunk-mounted cow.
2011-09-11


message from:
Jason Statham

Web I am currently in production of 'Yobsicle Sunrise,' which I'm co-directing with Martin Bashir. It's both a ball-ripping action yarn and a sensitive expose about Thatcher's disillusioned grandchildren. We would like you to go to Louisiana and pick up five hundred catfish po'boys before you return. Please leave for New Orleans immediately.
2011-08-10


message from:
Jaletin Wobbleslog

Web Texans won't invite you in until you win their hearts and minds, and what they love most of all is nudity because it assures them that you're not carrying. Take off your clothes, fig your genitals with Kraft 'Easy Cheese' and carry a painting of black Jesus into any suburb. When they answer the door, put on your Bush mask, make a hole in the painting and threaten to feed Jesus cheese until John Walker Lindh is free. Tell them your whole 'compound' is on the way, ask how many futons they have.
2011-08-04


message from:
Gav

Web Shit sorry about that. Once is probably enough. Rubbish website I thought it hadnt worked. See ya
2009-12-20


message from:
Gav

Web Your lasts posts make great reading. Still cold here and gearing up for Christmas. I'm taking bits of the Digital Funfair to a charity event tonight - a posh ball where loads of posh idiots get togged up to the nines (is that an expression?) and eat loads of food and fine wine so that children in Africa can have a new school. Weird old world isnt it. I think of Irrelevant Battles by Patrick Fitzgerald: "You're too busy fighting your irrelevant battles to see what going on in your own back yard" - even though I know its not irrelevant really and we are rich so may as well overeat for charity. Sounds like a good adventure keep your chin up. Have you got anyone coming to see you? Esther?
2009-12-20


message from:
Gav

Web Your lasts posts make great reading. Still cold here and gearing up for Christmas. I'm taking bits of the Digital Funfair to a charity event tonight - a posh ball where loads of posh idiots get togged up to the nines (is that an expression?) and eat loads of food and fine wine so that children in Africa can have a new school. Weird old world isnt it. I think of Irrelevant Battles by Patrick Fitzgerald: "You're too busy fighting your irrelevant battles to see what going on in your own back yard" - even though I know its not irrelevant really and we are rich so may as well overeat for charity. Sounds like a good adventure keep your chin up. Have you got anyone coming to see you? Esther?
2009-12-20


message from:
Gav

Web Your lasts posts make great reading. Still cold here and gearing up for Christmas. I'm taking bits of the Digital Funfair to a charity event tonight - a posh ball where loads of posh idiots get togged up to the nines (is that an expression?) and eat loads of food and fine wine so that children in Africa can have a new school. Weird old world isnt it. I think of Irrelevant Battles by Patrick Fitzgerald: "You're too busy fighting your irrelevant battles to see what going on in your own back yard" - even though I know its not irrelevant really and we are rich so may as well overeat for charity. Sounds like a good adventure keep your chin up. Have you got anyone coming to see you? Esther?
2009-12-20


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